ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
listen the secret to pulling anything off—be it red lipstick or shaving half your head or wearing something ridiculous—is to literally just fucking do the thing and immediately adopt an attitude of giving no fucks, even if you have to fake it
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth
Reblogging to spread awareness
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
"Santa buddy, slip a Rolex under the tree, for me I’ve been an awful good guy, Santa Buddy, now hurry down the chimney tonight Santa buddy, a ‘65 convertible too Steel blue I’ll wait up for you dude, Santa buddy"
— I didn’t make this up at all
You are my son
From the moment Odin saw Loki, he saw an instrument to end a war. From the moment Loki saw Odin, he saw someone he could love. Loki wanted Odin’s approval so much he changed his form to look like an Asgardian. Even as a newborn.
[ Odin did not just see a fucking instrument of war. He saw a fucking child. A baby. A supposed monster. He saw a baby and held him in his hands and caressed his face and he thought of his baby. He thought of his children.
I’m sorry, I’m tired of all the Odin hate and all the shit on my dash that Odin was a terrible parent that only saw Loki as a weapon. Odin made bad choices yeah but he is the AllFather. Kingdom first. Family second. That’s how it went down.
Sorry if this wasn’t met to be slamming Odin but let’s not give Loki all this love and shit because that little shit did kill a lot of people on Midgard because he was mad he didn’t get a kingdom to rule. ]
I don’t think anyone who smiled the way Odin did at Loki could ever think of an “instrument to end a war”. Odin saw a child. A child that was alone, defenseless and innocent. So, Odin took the poor kid home with him. Which is pretty amazing considering that Loki’s mother cut out Odin’s eye.
And thank you golden—locks for saying that Odin is the AllFather first and a Father second. All rulers HAVE to think of the country (or in this case most of the nine realms) FIRST. THAT IS THEIR JOB.
Yes, he made mistakes. But so did Loki. Stop hating on Odin for doing the right thing (punishing Loki FOR DESTROYING NEW YORK CITY AND TRYING TO KILL AN ENTIRE RACE) even though most of us don’t like it.