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I don’t know what’s going on here, but Tony - if you’re trying to sell something, Bruce sure ain’t buying it.
This looks like a scene from Avengers: The Musical.
Tony: “We can do science!”
Bruce: “No we can’t.”
Tony: “Science all the time!”
Bruce: “Uh, pretty sure we can’t … “
Tony: “We can do science!”
Bruce: “Are you listening?”
Tony: “With my money and your mind!”
Bruce: ” … clearly not.”
Tony: “And I know what you’re thinking.”
Bruce: “Mmm-hmm.”
Tony: “You’re thinking ‘where do we start?’”
Bruce: “No, I’m not.”
Tony: “We start with science—”
Bruce: “Yes, I get that.”
Tony: “—science from the heart!”
Bruce: “Did you … just say science from the heart? You? Are you feeling okay?”
And then there is the second verse.
Wherein Bruce agrees upon science from the heart.
Honey, I’m gonna need that second verse right now.
Bruce: “I don’t do science.”
Tony: “Yeah, you do.”
Bruce: “No, I heal the sick, the needy, the poor!
I don’t do science.”
Tony: “Well, you do.”
Bruce: “And think of all that’s in store!
I have a habit of ruining cities—
Of ripping whole blocks apart!
It’s not safe for me to be science,
Even science from the heart.”
Tony: “The problem here is that you lack imagination.”
Bruce: “The problem here is that I could level the nation.”
Tony: “The problem here is you want to walk and not run.”
Bruce: “The problem here is that I’m a loaded gun!
You just can’t see the root of my issues—”
Tony: “You can’t see the sweet through the tart!”
Bruce: “You really think all my problems can be solved
by science from the heart?”
[Spoken bridge]
Tony: “Just think about it, Bruce. 10 floors, R&D candyland, and a guy in an iron suit to catch all the blows you want to aim at—I dunno, parallel parkers and pedestrians. Go ahead. Give it a try.”
Bruce: “Tony … “
Tony: “Please? Just once?”
Bruce: “I—I think I’m willing to try science.”
Tony: “Yes!”
Bruce: “But not solely because of you.
I’m willing to try science—”
Tony: “Doesn’t matter why.”
Bruce: “For all the good I can do.
And if I’m gonna balance my karma,
I guess this is a good place to start.”
Tony & Bruce: “We’re starting with science:
Science from the heart!”
I just created the ‘I love everyone on this ship’ tag like 24 hours ago and it’s going to become my most used one very, very quickly.
someone
for the love of god
tell me not to actually attempt to put a melody to this and sing it](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kwlsCeRR1qjeyzqo1_500.jpg)
Canon or Fanfic?
Let’s play a game. Inspired by the fantastic realjunkstory, here’s a list of Tony/Steve stories and moments. Your mission is to determine whether they come from canon comic book stories or from fanfiction.
- Tony and Steve discuss Steve’s favorite type of bagel on the deck of the helicarrier.
- Steve gets in a motorcycle accident and Tony helps him through it.
- Tony’s armor falls in love with him and becomes possessive, forbidding him from seeing any of his friends.
- Tony dies and lives on in a computer as Steve’s only companion.
- Tony is paralyzed when an angry ex-girlfriend shoots him.
- Steve and Bucky go cross-dressing.
- Tony stops his heart to save Steve’s life.
- Tony is a werewolf.
- Steve is a werewolf.
- Steve takes a truth serum and sleeps with Tony.
- Tony sleeps with Doctor Doom.
- Steve, on horseback, rescues a naked Tony.
- Tony declares that Steve is his rudder.
- Tony dresses as Captain America for a Halloween party.
- AU: Tony and Steve are high school students.
- AU: Tony is a woman and married to Steve.
- AU: Steve is a vampire and turns the Avengers into vampires.
- Tony tries to impress Steve with a signed baseball.
- Tony teaches Steve to dance.
- Steve takes up knitting.
- Tony decorates his home with pictures of Steve.
- Steve rescues a drunk Tony from a burning building.
- Tony and Steve wrestle and talk about their feelings.
- AU: Tony and Steve are college roommates.
- AU: Wizard of Oz. Steve is the Cowardly Lion and Tony is the Tin Man.
Answers under the cut.
